Captain Underpants - Using Speech

A class of children are sitting on the mat. “This is me in kindergarten.” Says George “And this is me”. Exclaims Harold. “George and I aren’t friends yet, but we’re about to be” The teacher begins writing on the board and says. “The seventh planet from the sun is called….. Uranus” George and Harold burst into laughter. The teacher quickly turns to glare at the boys. Turning back to the board she says “Scientists…………” George looks over to Harold. Laughs Harold quietly. “Ur…...Anus” Continues George laughing at Harold. “I know…” The teacher turns and coughs “Hrmm Hrmmm” She continues speaking as she writes on the board. “Known as a gas giant….” “Hahahahahahahaha” Laugh the boys hysterically.